I suppose you feel you have to, that there isn't a moment to waste.
You perhaps try to suppress it but in the end you're overcome with feelings of great haste.
If I could offer a mild suggestion to consider
before you release this grotesque sound,
which of course pollutes our eardrums
but also the fair, poor ground?
Do seek a little privacy - perhaps in a washroom, behind a garbage bin or tree.
Just please, please, please do not hork anywhere near me !
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