Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Poof

I often worry that I will forget the sound of my Dad’s voice. 

The voice of reason, playfulness, authority, sarcasm and wisdom.  The voice that told such amazing stories and sometimes sang.  The voice that seemed to say just what was expected, and needed, in as few words as possible. 

My Dad’s voice was mildly accented as he had a slight problem with “u’s” and “w’s”, so August was always ‘Avgust’ and Hawaii ‘Havaii’.  We loved making fun of him for that.  So silly, us kids.  It was booming and almost commanding, the kind that could lead a cavalry into battle, completely incapable of a whisper.  So embarrassing, to us kids.  He loved to sing and when we’d worry or obsess about something (usually me) he’d trot out “Que Sera Sera” and somehow we would feel better.  So hopeful, us kids (especially me).  Best though, was my annual birthday call where his voice would sing me Happy Birthday.  Always on my Voicemail and after he finished his little tune, he’d leave a little sarcastically toned sentence about how I was ‘too busy to talk to your own father’.  Little did he know I didn’t pick up on purpose: I saw the name display, didn’t answer and waited for this great message so I could play it back anytime I wanted, or at least for as long as the voicemail saved it.  Never told him that. So dumb, me kid.  Now, of course, it’s all gone.  And the further away I get from this, the scarier it is.

I know there’s lots of video I can pull up and watch, but I can’t do it.  He’d be right there and nowhere.  Nowhere I want him to be.  Like right in front of me – talking to me, singing to me, yelling at me.  Anything.  Anything to me.  Watching these tapes would be the most harrowing form of torture I can imagine.  So I must rely on the power of my brain to keep this sound, this voice, this anchor, safe for me. 

Can that last forever?

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Quotable - Part 12

"Do it for Tilda."

                     The inspirational J. Rayner, November 25th, 2011. Because sometimes in life, it's just easier to be a perfect little faker.  Tilda would be proud.

Friday, November 25, 2011

Firth Friday


I love Abba.  I love Mamma Mia. 

We know Colin can’t really sing.  We know no one looks good in jacked up disco garb.  It takes a special kind of humility to know you’re not going to be good, but do it anyway; to know you’re going to look absurd, but not really care.  That’s our Colin.

In honour of Suzanne’s birthday, two scenes today.  One not sounding great, one not looking great.  I never said he was perfect.  But he’s pretty damn close. 







Thursday, November 24, 2011

Live!

My love of musicals is well known – and now well documented.  Know what else I love?  Concerts.  I love going to concerts.  It’s the closest thing I’ll ever get to a religious experience, right?

My tastes are diverse but generally pretty mainstream and all the shows I’ve seen this year have been pretty special – whether evoking a mood, memory or much needed visceral release of everything inside me as I got lost in that big sound.  This year, Sarah, Adele and Idina made me cry (take that, Julie!), RUSH, in Hamilton, no less, was quintessential Canadiana, a moonlit summer night was made all the more perfect with Stars, I had a full on GLEE karaoke party, Donny & Marie and Barry Manilow brought the kitsch and U2 was, simply, U2.  Last night, Jay-Z (or Jay Zed as my American pal likes to call him) and Kanye West continued a concert streak of greatness, proving that no matter how high your dork quotient, anyone can look cool rhythmically bouncing to rap.  

Kanye, with this his leather kilt and distracting diamond grill and low key Jay-Z are rap impresarios, full of the ego and swagger you would expect from rap impresarios. Rap is anything but subtle. It’s hard driving beats with insane lyrics - offensive, misogynistic, explicit.  Whatever.  Who cares.  It sounds amazing when done well and these dudes  killed it last night.  That shit crazy.  A two and a half hour marathon of never ending boom.  Where they find the time to record, let alone tour – what, with swiping Grammy’s from Taylor Swift (again, who cares, award shows need more cage-match drama) and cavorting around the globe with Beyonce – is beyond me.  Good on them for doing it and not phoning it in (hello, Coldplay, ripping us off with a 45 minute concert last year!). 

When you have thousands of people bouncing to the beat of the same drummer you really feel like you’re stuck in time.  Stuck in a moment where nothing else matters but the next song you’re about to hear, the next scream you’re going to wail.  Who wouldn’t want to do this all time? Come on people!  Above all this, is the connections you make from show to show – common threads or memories that make the nights more special - get this one:  last week, Idina Menzel had me crying with her acoustic version of “The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow” and last night, Jay-Z had me grooving to ‘Hard Knock Life”. That’s right, yo, both from Annie. The first musical I ever saw. The watershed evening that propelled my love of musicals and my love of live.  How’s that for monumentally awesome?     

So, the throne, it’s been watched.  And Jay-Z and Kanye will now pass the torch to Prince who takes the stage at the ACC for two sold out shows this coming weekend.  The man’s a legend.  An uber talented, peculiar little legend.  I cannot fucking wait.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Thank You

Hard words to simply say?  Hard words to simply take in?

Yes.  Yes, they are.

I'm not the greatest at taking compliments, or so I’ve been told.  Why I can’t just say “thank you" and move on is beyond me.  It always turns into a self-deprecating comment or a weird look on my face (but, really, that’s just my face). I'm just not comfortable with it - like, why are you saying that to me?  What are you getting at?  Why does my hair look great today, did it not yesterday?  Why are you noticing these things about me so much that you must comment about them? Stop looking at me. 

I'm trying to trace this back, and figure out what’s what and why and I think it's because I’m not used to these kinds of surface compliments.  I just wasn't raised this way.  Sure, my parents were supportive and loving and THERE but they didn't really fawn all over my brother and I on matters that they felt were secondary or frivolous  Come to think of it, some important stuff wasn’t really wow worthy either:  good marks in school?  Uh, yeah, that's your job OF COURSE you got good marks in school.  Student Council?  Drama Club?  Fine, fine, Olga - have some fun, but really, just study and be a good person and stop being so stubborn, okay?  I often joke that if we told our parents we won a Noble Peace Prize, Pulitzer or Oscar they'd shrug and say, "that's nice, now go to work / make your bed".  It's not that they didn't care – I never felt they didn’t - but in the grand scheme of their lives and their own childhoods they felt they should be supportive in real, non-verbal over the top ways.  This is the way I like it.  This is what I'm used to.  It was absolutely quality over quantity as the compliments I did get deeply resonated – I may as well have won the Noble Peace Prize, Pulitzer AND Oscar! 

Here’s a sample of Constantopoulos Compliments 101:  it’s a known fact that my initial forays in the kitchen were quite disastrous but I kept plugging away until one day my Dad ate something I cooked (not baked, that was never in question) and said “Olga, you’re improving.”.  It was like the skies had opened up and real live angels were singing the most harmonious melody – I was improving!  He saw some progress and recognized my effort.  These three words were so encouraging and soft and did just what they were intended to do:  give me the confidence to get better.  To know I could get better.  I know this is a weird sort of compliment, but really, isn’t this the best sort of compliment?  It’s a statement on your effort, your ability and your determination.  These things are real.  I never felt unworthy or low or un-anything not being fussed over all the time.  I knew I wasn’t a major life disappointment to my parents, teenage rebellion years and all, and they didn’t need to tell me how great I was all the time. Who needs that?  It’s overkill.  And let me tell you, I have come to realize that this is some pretty valuable real life prep.  As adults, in real life situations, who hovers all over you with gold stars and never ending compliments?  Not too many people.  I wonder about kids who are over-coddled and over-encouraged and over-complimented.  Future needy nightmares.  I must sound like a cold-hearted automaton but you know I’m not.  I didn't grow up in some military regime or anything.  It’s about balance, of course.  And knowing your audience, of course.  Sure, some people need it to get them through a hump or challenge, my brother and I typically didn't. I’m really not sure how this chicken/egg thing totally works out, but we turned out just fine not being over-anything’d. 

The whole notion of compliments is now obviously scewed for me.  I know you’re trying to be nice and attentive so I will try my best to simply smile and just say thank you when you compliment something on the superficial.  This is the social norm.  I know I’m not really the social norm on this whole compliment business.  I get it.  I’m trying.  I can adapt.  Don’t try to take me down a road of pseudo-analysis if you say you like my top and I go into a long monologue about how I think it’s completely ugly but the top I wanted to wear is at the dry cleaners.  Please, just don’t.  These are really the worst type of compliments for me. Like, who cares about my top, my hair, my jacket?  Again, stop looking at me. 

I’m getting better.  Just this week I was filled with a warm and fuzzy that took me back to the “Olga, you’re improving” days.  It was after a night of Improv at Wheel and complete strangers came up to me and with real compliments after my performance.  I was shocked, of course.  And surprised, of course.  And I said thank you.  Not ‘oh, really?, you thought so?, I think I totally sucked’.  NO.  I said “Thank you, and thank you for saying so it means a lot to me.” And, you know what, it totally does.  Doing something scary (and I’m always terrified to go up on stage – especially on Monday, doing an entire Improv scene in the style of Tennessee Williams) and putting yourself out on ledge and having it work out and then hearing those compliments made me think that yes, I can do this thing and I want to do more and get even better.  It’s the same with this little blog.  It’s recognizing effort and ability and perhaps making a connection.  I completely appreciate and almost welcome compliments on these things because they encourage me to keep going.  They encourage me to keep wanting to be terrified.  They encourage me to want to do more. 

So go for it.  Pay me compliment.  Make me better.  I will thank you.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Fist

Ever sometimes want to punch someone in the face because a determined full body shake simply won’t do and no matter how many times you say something and how you’re sure they hear you they are not really listening?

Yeah, me too.

Ever sometimes feel you need to be punched in the face because no matter how many times you think something will be different it just isn’t and a benign slap or sage advice isn’t enough to tell you that this is just the way it’s going to be?

Yeah, me too.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Easy Peasy

Um, hi?  Meaning of Life Person?  Are you there?  I’m just here for a life philosophy check-up, please. 

I’m wondering about this whole “struggles make things more worth it” thing.  You know what I mean, right?  Like, the longer you try at something is completely equal to the level of awesome you will feel once you actually get / achieve it? 

Is this the way it goes?  I’m just kind of wondering who decided this?

How about this one:  “the reward is the journey”.  Sort of the same thing?

What does that mean?  I like road trips, sure, but I don’t think this is what you meant – is it?

For me, anyway, I sort of think that if you try so hard for something, once you get / achieve it it will just be a huge letdown.  “ALL THAT FOR THIS?!”, I think is what I’m thinking.   That’s wrong, right?  You’re saying that’s wrong?  Like we shouldn’t really be all annoyed and obsessed-like when nothing’s really easy and it all just seems so hard?  I don’t know, am I asking for too much here?  Be honest, but quite really I don’t like to struggle.  Not all the time.  Things don’t need to be super easy – I’m not lazy – but sometimes you have to admit you get ridiculous with all the work and time and questions and stuff.  I mean, really, you do.  And listen, I will and do appreciate the easy stuff just as much as the hard stuff.  I’m not a take it for granted person, okay?  So lay off, you know.  Would you please?

I’m just saying that if you’re looking into things and want to, you know, to improve people’s point of view about life in general you can start on this one.  Because having impressionable people – you know me!- believe that ‘struggles make things worth it’, or whatever, is kinda like telling the dude that had a bird shit on their car that it’s good luck.  We all know that’s crap.  Oh, sorry.  Was that your idea too?  Well, it is.  It’s crap.  You can’t tell someone that when something crummy happens to them it’s actually a good thing.  It’s not nice.  It really isn’t.  I think it's like a sham.

Anyway, just give it a think, okay?  Thanks.  I do really appreciate it.  Lots.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Firth Friday

It’s no secret that Helen Fielding pillaged Pride & Prejudice when writing Bridget Jones's Diary, so much so she, too, named her aloof romantic hero Mark Darcy.  Way back in 1996 ('96?!) this book was IT and of course when news came that there would be a film adaptation I was worried and anxious.  Five years later the film was released, and thankfully, it did not disappoint because it remained true to our Bridge and was perfectly cast from tip to tail.  Apparently, Firth took on the role to bust out of his prim and proper Pride & Prejudice Mark Darcy image for good.  I personally don’t care why he agreed to do it.  I’m just forever grateful he did.  Aren’t you?  Because, seriously, when you think of Colin, isn’t this where you go first?  I know I do. 


And then they kill us with the Van Morrison ...


Thursday, November 17, 2011

Annoy

Tolerance is overrated.

You know why?  Because it gives people the false sense that what they're doing is acceptable when most often it's not.

Are you familiar with Ms All About Me?  Have you met Mr One Up?  These annoying specimens of social retardation need to be stopped in their tracks before they take over conversations and soon the world.

Let me introduce you to the star of the “All About Me Show”.  This person who, for example, after casually asking how you are, and you reply that you’re okay but fighting a cold, goes on to tell you about the near death pneumonia they suffered at age 9.  Charming.

Our buddy, Mr One Up, is no less sinister:  fake -listening to stories and then summarily dismissing them by regaling their own spectacular tale, justthismuch more exciting than yours.  Of course it is.

What are you doing?  This is no competition.  My illness is no worse than yours.  My life no more exciting.  Why can't we simply talk, converse, share ideas and stories.  It's not all about you (unless it is which is fine, but usually it's not) and there is no need for you to be better. Let's just coexist together bantering, talking, laughing, disagreeing, empathizing.

I'm all for living your life wide open, live and let live and all that stuff, but you have to draw the line somewhere.  You have to stand up for something. Well, I’m standing up for social discourse!  I’m standing up to these sorts who mock real socialization with a narcissistic competitiveness that goes beyond banter and fun.  I will not be tolerant and  patient and just listen.  I will not!  I cannot!  It’s my duty - OUR duty - as true and real social beings on this planet to stop the likes of these morons at every turn.  You don’t need to be rude, you just need to be firm.  Interrupt if you must, get a word in anyway you can - support true social discourse!  It is our only option for the greater good.


And with that, unofficial rant week is over.  Again, thank you for listening.  

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Assault

My ears aren’t all that sensitive.  I can tune things out, sounds don’t necessarily bother me and I don’t think I really know what "pitchy singing" sounds like.

What does get me going though – what assaults my non-sensitive eardrums to the point I want to stick chopsticks in them – is the sound of people putting words together when the words they're using make no sense.

To whit:
"These cookies are actually very good."

The predominate use of the word ‘actually’ is to stress that a statement is true especially when it differs in some way from what might have been thought or expected.  ‘Actually’ can also be used to refer to what is true or real.   This second use has now become so pervasive that ‘actually’ is vocabulary’s new black.  Things are out of hand.  

I think the statement above mixes things up.  I don’t think the person saying it has any real idea what ‘actually’means – they just think it makes them sound like they are offering a better formed opinion than “these cookies are very good”.  But to me, it’s a sentence riddled with questions - are you telling me you’re surprised the cookies are good or telling me these cookies are really good?  Did you offend me or compliment me?  I know for damn sure that the cookies ARE really good – I made them! – but what is being communicated here?  What are you trying to tell me?  

Do you see?  Do you see why I want to poke my ears with chopsticks?  But wait, wait, I didn’t mean that literally.  Just metaphorically.  Of course metaphorically.  Because when you say things like “I literally died.”, it’s quite obvious you haven’t because here you are right in front of me CRUCIFYING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!  

Do not get me started on your/you’re/there/their/they’re.   It’s criminal, really.  I’m not sure what we’re to do.  Has any modicum of proper word and grammar usage gone by the wayside in favour of minimal character texting and Tweeting?  It’s actually quite sad that an entire populace may not know the difference between Effect & Affect.  At least I think it is.    

I know all you are all way too smart for these dumb ass gaffs, so really I'd just like to thank you for reading and if you’d like to talk about this further, come by and we’ll chat over a cookie.  Not sure if I mentioned but they are very good.


Monday, November 14, 2011

Offend

I’m not easily offended.  I can certainly be shocked and I’m often sensitive but I can’t say I get offended – live and let live in this Great Society, I say.  There’s room for everyone, right? 

I was on the subway the other day (why is so much in my life subway related these days?) and I was grossly offended.  Monumentally offended.  Beyond offended.

Thank you, folks at beveg.ca for offending the non-offendable!  Have you seen what these people have done?  Their self perceived brilliant ad campaign aimed at making you a vegetarian? 

They are utterly offensive.  Wreaking of self importance and that kind of ‘holier than though I go without and am thus better’ attitude that outrages me.  I will try to explain them in an objective manner, but it will be hard:

So there’s a kitten, and a chicken.  The ad asks why love one and eat the other.  There’s another ad with a dog and a cow, and then a the puppy and the piglet.  This is the campaign. 

Excuse me?  You didn’t just, did you?!  Is it really the same thing?  Eating chicken or eating kitten?  Really?  I wouldn’t eat the kitten because the kitten probably tastes like shit.  And we don’t do that.  Look, I’m not sure who decided way back when that we keep kittens as pets and kill chickens to eat but this is the way it is.   For those that would prefer not to eat the chicken, move along and eat something else.  Stop having a fucking problem with me eating a goddamn chicken.  Stop making yourself feel superior by likening my love of all things meat to the slaughtering and devouring of cute house pets. 

I mean, really, is this all you’ve got?!

Is THIS the way you’re going to get me to think about my meat consumption? 

You know what this ad makes me want to do?  You bet:  it makes me want to eat a succulent burger, with a side of juicy ribs, right in front of your smug vegetarian face.  

Nice move, veggies!  Nice move indeed.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Firth Friday

Here’s where it all began for most of us:  1995.  Pride & Prejudice.  Classic Austen, quintessential Firth, setting the standard by which all future Mark Darcys will be measured.  No one has ever come close.  Ever.

Without further adieu, the one, the only, Mark Darcy: our template for the aloof romantic hero.  Sometimes the right guy tries so hard to say all the right things, they come out as all the wrong things.  Poor Mark.  Lucky for Elizabeth he figured it out. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3ueHjUc3k


Monday, November 7, 2011

Superstar!

Oh, how I love me some musicals!  Unabashed, pure, warm- my- heart love.  I saw my first one at age 7 or 8, Annie at the O'Keefe Centre with my folks, and I was hooked.  I can’t really pinpoint exactly what did it for me but I know I was mesmerized by the singing, dancing and hopefulness of everything - that sun WILL come out tomorrow, dammit!  Years later I'm still hooked, more hooked, completely hooked.  I don't think there's a musical that comes to town that I don't see.  Broadway often beckons and any trip to London isn't complete without a night on the West End.  It's a must.  A life must.  Some shows are obviously better than others but overall it's hard to miss with me.  Compelling stories set to music with dance and talent - how can you not like this?  What is wrong with you that you do not like this?

An annual must then, of course, is Stratford.  This gem of a festival stages the most high quality productions year after year and it often angers me that more people don’t partake.  The yearly rosters are outstanding – Shakespeare, musicals, modern finds.  Actors are often in 2 or more productions and this itself astounds me.  Two years ago, the beyond talented Colm Feore played the leads in Macbeth and Cyrano de Bergerac – how did he DO that?  It’s a common Stratford story, these actors are the real deal and from what I hear the Festival is run like a bit of an army camp.  Relentless, and it all shows on stage.   My Stratford visit came very late in the season this year, so late I almost missed it.  But you know what they say about waiting for things right, that they’re worth it?  Stratford, as usual, did not disappoint.

Jesus Christ Superstar.  I’m not going to get into the story - it's about Jesus for Christ's sake - but this isn’t your Sunday School Jesus.  We’ve got political intrigue, turning of the crowd and interesting love triangle, deception, jealousy – you know, all the good stuff.  The production was so powerful and tight and loud with messages of course that resonant well past the biblical time frame.  It was my first experience with JCS live and now of course I can never see it live again – it was just too good.  The music was 70s rock hard, with tinges of gospel, the choreography was innovative and acrobatic and the final scene was oh so powerful most of the audience was stunned in silence.  Listen, I'm not talking crazy here - this show, AS IS, with a brief stop in Los Angeles, is going to the big leagues.  That's right, Broadway, baby.  From what I recall this has maybe happened three times in Stratford history - unprecedented.  Amazing.  Deserving.

You want to go, right?  Now’s when you can get mad at me*:  yesterday was the last show.  I know - I waited so late, and so late to tell you.  All's not lost, though.  Broadway can beckon us both:  Jesus Christ Superstar for you, Book of Mormon for me.  Just say when - I'm there, edge of my seat ready.

*Oh, come on.  You know I'm not going to leave you hanging ... watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p06CgUoH02U

(okay, this link is no longer available).

Try this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv8y2iJQf_U

But, really, we may have to do that trip to NYC ...

Friday, November 4, 2011

Firth Friday

I don’t spend much time on You Tube.  You know why?  It’s a monumental time suck.  I think I watched 2 entire seasons of Alias in 3:14 minute clips one sleepless night.  I am so easily distracted, with the attention span of gnat, that You Tube is the best worst thing ever for me.  But sometimes I need a little hit of The Firth and You Tube makes it so easy.  What better thing to do with your time?  The Firth, of course, is Colin Firth – quite simply a cut above mere actors, boys and men.  

No explanation necessary.  He’s The Firth.  The End. 

Sharing is caring, so welcome, friends, to Firth Friday.  I will spend the week perusing for perfect clips (tough. life.)  to take you into the weekend.  Swoon if you like.  I’ll admire. 

For Inaugural Firth Friday, how about a little d-ahhnce?  Firth & Moore, Courtesy of Tom Ford.  Love. 


(I know, I want to laugh like Julianne Moore too.)

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Hiatus

No, no kind reader, not from you!  Although sometimes it may seem as though I am on hiatus.  Life of late has not been conducive to spending time with you.  Forgive?

I need a break.  A big time break from something I love with all my heart.  Something that gives me pleasure and allows me to escape and sometimes laugh and sometimes cry but always think and ultimately enjoy.

I need a break from the movies.

(Audible gasp, heard across the universe.).

I know.  This is hardcore serious – the ultimate of breakups.  Full of disappointment and failed expectations.  I want to look to the positive – I mean, come on!  We’ve had such a  good run, the movies and I.  In September alone, as you know, I saw 25 (only) movies within 10 days.  I followed that up with some terrific films, watched a few at home (very, very rare) and now, well, I’ve reached a dry spell. SO much crap.  Too much thinking about the why of how this movie got made, and not enough thinking about the actual movie itself. 

Last night was the clincher.  I film so bad that not even my darling Aaron Eckhart – he of the chiselled face, square jaw and newly discovered perfect physique – could save.  Even the trailers were horrible.  Do not take away my trailers!  

I’m worried, of course.  What if this is it.  My newfound despondence will become the new me – I will no longer be “Opening Night Olga”, but instead a cynical person who only reads books, watches documentaries on PBS and poo-poos movies in general (hate these people!).  What will become of my Awards Show Parties?!  What will I do with all my time?!  What will I talk about?!  No!  It cannot be!  

Please, please.  Let’s not panic.  The movies cannot let me down.  We’ve been through so much together.  I need them.  I want them. I know the holiday season is fast approaching and this does mean more movies – I’m excited about a few of them but this, of course, based on my recent history, can go either way.  Are they going to suck?  Are they going to blow my mind?  Can they get me back?  It won’t take much, honestly.  I’m pretty easy like that.  I love you too much to be too hard on you movies, but come on … gimme a little something.  A little something good.  I’m counting on you.   

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

little a To BIG E

This is it kids: the final frontier; the last leg.  The end, as they say, is nigh.

It’s last level time in Improv.  Level E, baby.  LEVEL E.

Everything we’ve learned or tried to learn or haven’t yet learned is coming together in Level E.  Character, location, physicality – all at once and all the time.  There is no free ride, no phoning it in.  We are on all the time.  Our new Teach is a master note giver.  This is scary.  You finish your 4 to 6 minute sketch and he gives you 5 minutes of notes.  “What were you thinking when you said …”.  “Uh, dude, this is Improv, I thought we weren’t supposed to be thinking”.  Well, yes and no Grasshopper.  Our skills need to be so well honed that even when we are not thinking in a particular scene, we can anticipate and direct a narrative and have things make sense within a 4-5 minute sketch, while also  fleshing out a character, defining our location and doing something so as not to be a simple talking head.  Think that’s hard?  Try it for a 45 minute free form sketch.  The cliff?  It’s right there.  Jump off it and go.

The only way to get really good at this is to keep doing it.  And, yes, of course your whole life is improv as I haven’t yet woken up in the morning to find the day’s script by my bed, but performance Improv is different.  You need to do it in front of an audience who may laugh or stare at you in perplexed silence.  You need to fail and flounder and sometimes maybe succeed.  So now, every Monday night after class it’s Wheel of Improv in the John Candy Box Theatre where we’re forced onstage for a skit or two so we can see what we’re made of.  Last night, I was made of a fraidy cat, literally pushed onstage for my first Wheel skit.  We spun the wheel and got ‘Number’, which means each person in the scene is given a number and this number represents the number of words each sentence you can speak in contains.  My number was four.  Sounds weird to you?  I bet it does!  You must make sense.  Without being a caveman.  See, hard isn’t it?  Who speaks like that?  No one I know.  It was super fun.  And really quite hard.  Stop writing like that!  Sheesh, how totally annoying!  It all worked out okay, and yes, I will be back next week.  When you’re in, you’re in you know? It’s addictive and exhausting and challenging and fucking scary.  This is my kind of fear.  Bring. It. On. 

I don’t know what comes next.  That’s always the thing, right?  What’s after this thing?  Level E is it.  I’m done.  Hopefully to graduate with a certificate suitable for framing and then what?  I can start from the beginning.  I can audition for Conservatory, but they want a resume that likely wouldn’t be my real life resume and headshots and an actual audition – do you think I can do that?  I don’t think I can do that.  Should I do that?  I’m hoping by the time Es done my non-thinking kind of thinking will have taken over and I’ll just know what to do, but let’s bank all that for now as there’s much work to be done – a big hour show on the Mainstage, many more Wheels and the crazy class itself.  I’m so scared and excited I can hardly stand it.